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Someone I apparently inspired.

by on March 1, 2013

[ 2013.03.01 07:18:18 ] Inspired Bro > he’s bragging about his 260k isk ticks
[ 2013.03.01 07:18:35 ] Psychotic Monk > lol
[ 2013.03.01 07:19:04 ] Inspired Bro > the fit he links is an abomination, some kind of rejected abortion dominix
[ 2013.03.01 07:19:31 ] Inspired Bro > mixed guns, mixed drones (load of different types, but not 5 of any one kind except salvage)
[ 2013.03.01 07:19:53 ] Inspired Bro > but I’m still a bit worried about that, as my gank ships a catalys and shitfit or not, he can still do damage
[ 2013.03.01 07:20:03 ] Inspired Bro > so then the orca guy links his raven fits to me
[ 2013.03.01 07:20:11 ] Inspired Bro > hang on, I took screenshots, let me imgur this shit
[ 2013.03.01 07:22:31 ] Inspired Bro > http://imgur.com/a/rZhlD#0
[ 2013.03.01 07:22:32 ] Inspired Bro > There
[ 2013.03.01 07:22:57 ] Psychotic Monk > Tht’s fantastic. Mind if I put it on the blog?
[ 2013.03.01 07:23:09 ] Inspired Bro > yep no problem
[ 2013.03.01 07:23:46 ] Inspired Bro > So anyways I fit this venture with 2 mining lasers, a cargo scanner, a ship scanner and a passive targeter
[ 2013.03.01 07:24:06 ] Inspired Bro > he’s already linked me his orca fit, but I’m not 100% he wont have it tanked out the ass
[ 2013.03.01 07:24:17 ] Inspired Bro > so I wanted to be able to check it to be sure
[ 2013.03.01 07:24:47 ] Inspired Bro > I was semi-afk the whole time as I was doing school work, but I notice in corp chat that he links an asteroid belt and has some blurb about mining currently
[ 2013.03.01 07:24:59 ] Inspired Bro > so I go and join him and afk mine, he’s can minng
[ 2013.03.01 07:25:03 ] Inspired Bro > and like my eyes lit up
[ 2013.03.01 07:25:11 ] Inspired Bro > found out he collects it with the orca
[ 2013.03.01 07:25:29 ] Inspired Bro > so I get my main into a scythe for reps, get her in system
[ 2013.03.01 07:25:38 ] Inspired Bro > continue to pretend to mine
[ 2013.03.01 07:25:44 ] Inspired Bro > until he goes for the orca
[ 2013.03.01 07:25:53 ] Inspired Bro > He goes to dock and get it, I dock too
[ 2013.03.01 07:26:05 ] Inspired Bro > I undock in a catalyst at the same fucking time as him
[ 2013.03.01 07:26:08 ] Inspired Bro > and warp to the belt
[ 2013.03.01 07:26:20 ] Inspired Bro > he’s talking in corp about how long it takes to warp blah blah
[ 2013.03.01 07:26:38 ] Inspired Bro > I get the scythe in position and just rep the catalyst as it’s cap stable
[ 2013.03.01 07:26:46 ] Inspired Bro > I’ve never used logi ever before today
[ 2013.03.01 07:27:03 ] Inspired Bro > so the orca dops in, I lock and start shooting
[ 2013.03.01 07:27:15 ] Inspired Bro > I was actually really surprised at how quick it went down
[ 2013.03.01 07:27:26 ] Inspired Bro > looking at the numbers I was expecting it to take a lot longer than it did
[ 2013.03.01 07:27:42 ] Inspired Bro > he had drones out pretty fast, but didnt lock or attack me till halfway through armor
[ 2013.03.01 07:27:55 ] Inspired Bro > and I was really dissapointed I didnt get much rage, or tears from him
[ 2013.03.01 07:28:08 ] Inspired Bro > I convo’d him and ransomed for 300 mill but he said he didnt have it
[ 2013.03.01 07:28:11 ] Inspired Bro > so I just popped him
[ 2013.03.01 07:28:24 ] Inspired Bro > before I killed him though, a domi dropped in and but ogres on me
[ 2013.03.01 07:28:36 ] Inspired Bro > he got through shields and took me to half structure
[ 2013.03.01 07:28:50 ] Inspired Bro > but stupidly swithed to the scythe and got popped too, which made me laugh
[ 2013.03.01 07:28:58 ] Inspired Bro > got his pod, slowboated over and killed it
[ 2013.03.01 07:29:00 ] Psychotic Monk > ūüėÄ
[ 2013.03.01 07:29:04 ] Inspired Bro > Kill: ian vandahl (Capsule)
[ 2013.03.01 07:29:43 ] Inspired Bro > Then I looted everything, only 10 mill worth of stuff, and docked up
[ 2013.03.01 07:29:52 ] Inspired Bro > I was kicked then but I linked the kill in local
[ 2013.03.01 07:29:55 ] Inspired Bro > then more fun ensued
[ 2013.03.01 07:30:07 ] Inspired Bro > I re-applied to corp
[ 2013.03.01 07:30:27 ] Inspired Bro > and said “I’m really sorry, and I promise I’ll never ever do it again. Can I mine with you guys?”
[ 2013.03.01 07:30:38 ] Inspired Bro > That made them mad
[ 2013.03.01 07:30:47 ] Inspired Bro > they started taunting in local
[ 2013.03.01 07:30:52 ] Inspired Bro > and told me to come out of station
[ 2013.03.01 07:31:00 ] Inspired Bro > I did, and ian shot at me
[ 2013.03.01 07:31:03 ] Inspired Bro > and died to concord again
[ 2013.03.01 07:31:07 ] Inspired Bro > so I killed his pod
[ 2013.03.01 07:31:08 ] Inspired Bro > again
[ 2013.03.01 07:31:10 ] Inspired Bro > Kill: ian vandahl (Capsule)
[ 2013.03.01 07:31:42 ] Inspired Bro > Another guy shot at me outside the other station a few moments later in a caracal too and he got owned
[ 2013.03.01 07:31:47 ] Inspired Bro > didnt get his pod though
[ 2013.03.01 07:32:06 ] Inspired Bro > so then one of their corp members is outside the station in a vexor
[ 2013.03.01 07:32:12 ] Inspired Bro > has me targeted and drones out
[ 2013.03.01 07:32:18 ] Inspired Bro > I’m orbiting him in the catalyst
[ 2013.03.01 07:32:26 ] Inspired Bro > taunting, but he wont accept duel invites
[ 2013.03.01 07:32:41 ] Inspired Bro > one of the idiots who shot me undocks in a badger
[ 2013.03.01 07:32:49 ] Inspired Bro > I activated kill rights and got that and the pod
[ 2013.03.01 07:32:51 ] Inspired Bro > Kill: gimlie Eto (Badger Mark II)
[ 2013.03.01 07:32:53 ] Inspired Bro > Kill: gimlie Eto (Capsule)
[ 2013.03.01 07:33:43 ] Inspired Bro > Got a few “fuck you”, “go fuck yourself” and “I’ll ram a missile up your ass”
[ 2013.03.01 07:33:46 ] Inspired Bro > comments in local
[ 2013.03.01 07:33:54 ] Inspired Bro > but nothing really exciting in terms of tears
[ 2013.03.01 07:34:07 ] Inspired Bro > but it was the most fun evening of EVE I’ve had ever
[ 2013.03.01 07:34:09 ] Inspired Bro > THE END!
[ 2013.03.01 07:34:31 ] Inspired Bro > lul
[ 2013.03.01 07:34:35 ] Inspired Bro > Dear Inspired Bro,Your application to REDACTED has been reviewed and an invitation to join the corporation has been sent to you. You may now choose to Accept the invitation which will move you to the corporation or alternatively you
[ 2013.03.01 07:34:41 ] Psychotic Monk > That’s fucking awesome.
[ 2013.03.01 07:34:44 ] Inspired Bro > just got that

Arianna hasn’t uploaded her kills to a killboard in an effort to keep her profile a bit lower, so I can’t show them to you just now, but I assure you they were delightful

Guys, I’ve been helping so many dudes through their first assholery over the last couple days and it warms my heart. ¬†And I will give any advice or support I possibly can until I die of exhaustion. ¬†I will run from safari to safari providing reps and making sure you have the right boat for the job until my tongue falls out and my fingers fall off. ¬†Keep them coming. ¬†I want to hear your stories and answer your questions. ¬†If I am physically unable to help you, I’m sorry.

I will not that I’ve been getting a lot of people asking if they can join up. ¬†The¬†answer¬†is,¬†unfortunately, probably not. ¬†We’re very selective about attitude and how well you click with the rest of the Skunks, which might not happen even if you’re otherwise cool. ¬†And while I love nothing more than helping newbros in the life, the corporation as a whole doesn’t want to be cutting people’s food for them. ¬†Sorry. ¬†That’s not to say we might not work to find you a home if we see something really special, but all I can promise is my personal support.

I fucking love you guys.  Keep it going.

 

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2 Comments
  1. A Fellow Safari-woxer permalink

    Had a similar experience today. Was planning on getting my corpies into a mission and popping them, but an orca showed up on the way.

    The guy didn’t even turn on his tank, refused a 300m ransom for it, and died.

    Best part: I got a medal ūüôā

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